Monday, March 12, 2012

Rules for Texas voter ID cards

If you are a Mexican citizen who snuck in, do not flash your Mexican voter ID, not wise.
If you are Libertarian, put the voter ID card in the sole of your shoe, leave it there all year.  Slip your shoe off once a year at the polling station.
If you are an anarchist, don't get one, don't vote, remain anonymous.
If you are an American black, don't worry. You folks were four chapters in American history, you're gonna get one.
If you are a Texas cop, do not ask for ID unless you have a valid reason, or you gonna violate search and seizure.

King Eric? Is this simple enough for you?

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