Thursday, September 26, 2013

I have decided my reparations for being a supressed anglo in California

My people, the anglos of California, have suffered  300 years of Spanish tyranny, some of suffer as far away as Sweden. In California, they have named our town after Catholic Saints!, even our roads. They impose this Spanish tile architecture upon us, disturb us with their soccer, and make us say things like, Que Pasa, and Hey amigo, was up.  And they don't do enough crossover pop. but the guitar and dance is great. Generations of tyranny and oppression upon the anglo people.

I hereby agree to accept a full apology, and a $1,000 gift certificate valid in any Mexican food restaurant in the state of California.

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