Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Deranged Muhammed nutcase refuses to shave

Captured by American GIs in Afghanistan he was charged with failure to shave and sent to CIA waterboarding school. From his prison cell, Mohammed Shake Alot released a revolutionary manifesto urging all moral beings to desist from shaving and limit bathing to once a week. The American military command reiterated the war policy; "We will continue our war against unclean, unshaven swarthy Mohammeds."

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