Try changing the name of the college

NBC: Students at a small Pennsylvania college are demanding that administrators rename a building called “Lynch Memorial Hall'' because of the racial overtones of the word “lynch.''

The building is named after Clyde A. Lynch, who was president of Lebanon Valley College from 1932 until his death in 1950.

Where did you go to college? Lebanon!  Looks great on the old resume.  Dress like a nun, Zuckerberg will hire you right away.