I suffer bureaucraphobia

New American: That is because a panel advising the Obama administration, in partnership with Big Psychiatry, wants to make doctors subject all American adults and children over age 12 to screening for alleged “mental health” disorders 

How many neuroses will the good doctors find? Should we include the legal illegal aliens?  Sure, but many of them are in  China working. Can we be shrinked online?  Can we just go to the Swamp Shrink page, fill out a form.  Just  mark me as  bureaucraphobic.