We need some war jingo

TALLINN, Estonia -- Secretary of Defense Ash Carter confirmed Tuesday that the U.S. is to station heavy military equipment, including tanks and other weapons, in new NATO member states for the first time since the end of the Cold War.

"These are responses to Russia's provocations," Carter told CBS News correspondent Margaret Brennan in an exclusive interview in Estonia, one of the nations the American defense chief said could already "feel" the imminent threat posed by its massive neighbour to the east.

OK, we need a limerick for Putin, like Putin is a baldie, bumped his head and wet the bed,...
something like that. A racist name, I suggest Rusky, like the sled dog.  Can we call them Reds?  We will spread rumors, for example, Putin has sex with bears, stuff like that.  Ruskys are a bit stinky, and run around doing evil crime stuff in the movies all the time.  Ebefr npotice, if you need to kill a bunch in the m ovies, it is always ok to shot Ruskys and Sunni Arabs.  And Stallone, whatever movie he makes, he beats the crap out of a Rusky.  I liked the Dr Stangelove when we went toe to toe with the Ruskys.  Anyway, the Rusky cheat at the olympics.

Try this:

Why are there few vowels in Russian?
Its so cold that your mouth freezes when you open it.

We will have great parades, VR, Victory in RuskyLand. day we will call it, and go kiss the girls in back and white,
Such fun.