Sunday, August 28, 2016

My socialist plot to solve the baby boomer health bulge

Make them go to the gym and eat healthy food.

Here is how it works.  Their primary physician prescribes a weekly treadmill or cycle regime in the gym.  It comes as a walk in the woods via virtual reality, so the boomers exercise painlessly, they are in dreamland.  After their treadmill walk in the woods, they earn points which they can spend in the gym cafeteria.   

This program delays, and spreads out their heart disease, we keep them herded in the gym where they cannot do bad habits and eat healthy.  The boomers will love it because it is cheap and keeps them alive.  The net cost reduction is that we have far fewer cardio patients.  They can die of natural causes, like tennis, or just live in the matrix.

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