Wear a suit, bathe frequently, look serious and bi-focaled

And you too can become Secretary of state.  

He is an oil guy.  I see the plot, Texas delivers cheap energy to Yawker, oil taxes drop. In the bonus, Swamper in Chief might even entice Texas back into the union.  

But Jerry and the secessionists are none too happy; all 15% of GDP of us.  This is clearly a tilt, jolt on the SouthWest, and it starts a wobble, and it is coming right back the Swamper in chief.

By the way, Rednecks almost never get this, they claim we are impolite, a clear slander.