Xi Ping Pong got stuck in the mud

Business Insider: Adm. Harry Harris, head of the US Pacific Command, told reporters in Sydney, Australia, on Wednesday that the US is "ready to confront" China, should it continue its aggressive course in the South China Sea.
For years now, China has been building artificial islands to bolster its claims in the South China Sea, a resource-rich area through which about $5 trillion in shipping flows each year. 

None of his generals can figure out how throwing mud at the US Navy helps.  

But, China is run by Commie Rats, so the generals never spoke up. Now the Pong guy has piles of mud everywhere that need to protecting, least American GIs invade and molest the puppies and girls.