I got a better deal for Congress. I will testify for lunch and a beer and I don't want immunity.
Then I find out Putin has been paying for his fake news, I have been handing it out for free. Putin owes me, I am charging him an ad fee for all my Putin fake news. Let Kevin Drum explain:
"This is a three-headed operation," said one former official, setting out the case, based on the intelligence: Firstly, hackers steal damaging emails from senior Democrats. Secondly, the stories based on this hacked information appear on Twitter and Facebook, posted by thousands of automated "bots", then on Russia's English-language outlets, RT and Sputnik, then right-wing US "news" sites such as Infowars and Breitbart, then Fox and the mainstream media. Thirdly, Russia downloads the online voter rolls.We will need some good lyrics for the musical. A tough job even for me. I will put the Redneck U undergrads onto the task.