Saturday, April 8, 2017

Onion switches to legitimate news format

Reuters: America's favorite fake news site announced the new format today at a news conference.  The company needed to distinguish itself from legitimate fake news sites, and choose to deliver only according to the legitimate criteria.  There focus will be on foreign events in countries whose names they can spell.
Sad to hear, and I blame the political correctness industry.  

I was hoping to get a short term gig at the place, earn my usual million.  But, as they have gone legitimate, I think that means Rednecks not included. 

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