Stone age man drowns fire with pee pee

Yes, you read the headline correctly. In the latest example of identity politics taken to its absurd end, three Australian college professors believe that "Playful urination practices – from seeing how high you can pee to games such as Peeball (where men compete using their urine to destroy a ball placed in a urinal) – may give boys an advantage over girls when it comes to physics."

Back in the day we had the brains of a dog standing up.  I would not discount the learning possibilities with a personal hose.