I have IRS phobia

I come from generations of tax dodgers.  The IRS 1040 is an early and traumatic vision, I never took up the anti-tax sport and gained a phobia on the IRS form system. It is days for me to fill out one tax form.

I need a Watson, the IBM machine configured to handle IRS. You type normal business accounting, describe your tax problem and it churns out the forms. Kind of like Catholic confession.