Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Mass triggering?

This Picture Of Mike Pence 'Triggered' An Entire Campus Of California Private College Kids


I invent the emergency triggering alert system.

Parents be assured, our triggering system safely implanted into your child will alert him/her/ish of any potential psycho-threatening contradiction in thought.  

Our system manages potential triggers nationwide with detectors across all campuses.  With probability greater than 85%, your child will receive the brain shock appropriate to the best measured potential trigger in some nearby environment.

Parents rave about our system as their children come home mumbling incoherently.

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