Impossible

New York City to start hospitalizing more mentally ill people involuntarily

Someone failed the math on this.  This is about half the inner city population, and another quarter to take care of therm.

The President Kamala threat guarantees a President De Santis.

Washington's dirty little secret: No one likes Kamala

No one is crossing over for Kamala, nor for Trump.

Deranged religious psycho stones women over hat fashions

Khamenei praises Basij forces for violently quashing protests

Get the accurate headlines please.

Jill Biden may save us from a Kamala nightmare

At Nantucket Retreat, Biden Family Weighs Run for Second Term

She should think of the nation's welfare first.

DeSanctimonious v Kamala?

Newsom says he won’t run for president in 2024, even if Biden doesn’t seek reelection

Dems have a chance to run a smart, two term governor and take the prize.  Kamala is not beating DeSantis the Bananana. DeSantis does have cross over appeal, Kamala does not.

Banana Babe takes break from reality

Defeated Arizona hopeful Kari Lake sues Maricopa County election officials

Alabama county sued for failing to take live fetus into custody

Alabama Jails Woman for Endangering Her Fetus. She Wasn't Pregnant.

The Supremes were pretty ignorant abut their interpretation. 

Eventually an Alabama county is  handed a live fetus in an aquarium. At that point, the Alabama county is frigged with a million dollar cost.

This is not a smart set of justices, and they have a very poor understanding of constitutional rights.

Mayor NYC is not too bright

Gal pal of NYC Mayor is latest to cash in bigly

His insider deals will become public and his political career gone.

Banana Babe suffers emotional shock

Arizona Gov. Doug Ducey (R) on Wednesday congratulated Katie Hobbs (D) on her victory to succeed him after Republican nominee Kari Lake declined to concede the race. 

Yes, he was an Instapundit fan

Open carry is legal in Virginia without a permit for anyone who is at least 18 years old who can legally possess a firearm. However, Localities, such as Alexandria and Newport News may ban the open carry of firearms in public buildings, parks and at special events.

The usual NRA nut in Virginia.  Quite a few mass killings thee, up to a hundred dead over the years. 

The homeless are not causing climate change

The US Pledges "Climate Reparations" To Other Countries While Americans Freeze And Become Homeless

Under tort law they should execute a class action suit,  But California environmentalists block them as the environmentalists want energy subsidies.

Untrue, self serving hose manure

Humans Could Live On The Moon "This Decade": NASA Official

Yet another institution ripping off the American worker.

It is still Tort by any other name

Biden Forces America to Pay Climate Reparations

Tort:

a wrongful act or an infringement of a right (other than under contract) leading to civil legal liability.

Tort is a conservative right, by the way, strong in libertarian tribes.  National Review wants welfare, they always were welfare bums.

So was he or wasn't he?

Suspect in custody after 5 killed in shooting at LGBTQ nightclub

You know, your typical NRA nut suffering castration anxiety.  Instapundit guy says we have to wait for full evidence before we blame one of his hapless readers. Did he live an isolated life with no skills staying at home stroking steal pipes?

Being woke at NASA is way too expensive

a third Artemis mission then takes the first woman and first person of colour down to the lunar surface.

Says NASA about their ninety billion dollar program. 

the Artemis campaign will cost $93 billion between 2012 and 2025, $4.1 billion for a single launch.

I am not quite colorful but I would have preferred the checks be handed out instead. 

He was a grumpy old islamic nut

Iranian protesters set fire to Ayatollah Khomeini’s house

But evidently popular with all the other grumpy old Islamic nuts.

Hiring a Pompous Ass was no help

Pompeo tweaks Trump, says GOP ‘tired of losing’

I propose AOC

Hoyer won’t seek House leadership, Clyburn eyeing run for No. 4 spot

Why not? She is pretty good at organizing Democrats.  

Repubs trade defense treaties for oil contracts

Why America can’t seem to quit Saudi Arabia

Banana heads cannot think ahead.

There was never any doubt

Texas bill would let fetus count as second person in an HOV lane

Texas had already granted the fetuses full rights.

The less government the better government

Republicans win U.S. House majority, setting stage for divided government

Doughnuts are not woked in Chicago

Lightfoot lambasted for her security detail parking in bike lane while she buys doughnuts

Banana babe bounced

Inside Kari Lake’s war room, where Republicans prepare for likely loss

 

Fentanyl causes brain damage and should be removed from every doctors office

More teenagers dying from fentanyl. ‘It has a hold on me, and I don’t know why’

Likely causes lesions near brain stem and pain signals are not arbitraged properly. So this poor fool take a slight gas bubble as a knife straight through the gut. I have watched them, it is obvious.

Doctors who cannot realize the likely brain damage are fools.

My favorite leftist is moving center

 

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) is pushing back this week against charges that she’s an “extremist,” saying the liberal policy prescriptions she champions are in a far different category than the violence sometimes promoted on the far right.

She looks cool in red, notice she is well manicured.  She can move center, she is still my favorite centrist.

Trump's problems have nothing to do with what I say

Trump apologizes to Melania, Hannity for ‘fictional stories’ over Oz backing

But facts remain. 

Incels who have sex with steel pipes are not in the cross over market, one way or the other. They are simply a group that suffers castration anxiety and thus vote for Trump. They are identified as Bananas in the slang. Trump is head of Banana Republicans, like Romney is leader of central Republicans.

Praising split government

 The sudden stops in the Swamp will force budget reform.

After she engages in conspiracy abut Paul Pelosi?

NBC Newscasts Ignore Alleged Threat to Kari Lake’s Campaign HQ

She is clearly a Banana and was warned to speak softly about Paul being attacked.  She didn't, she is a welfare bum and want a different set of rules for herself.

Kari Lake is an idiot and only Banana heads will vote for her.

The Guv who gave out assault weapons to deranged teenagers?

Chatter grows over potential Rick Scott GOP leadership challenge to Mitch McConnell

Make mass shootings an entitlement?

Bananas urged not to vote

 GOP activists and candidates set stage to claim elections they lose are stolen

If the GOP losses by a larger margin they have a better case for fraud.

Bananas get no cross over

Democrats Are Getting Help in Tight Senate Races From Split-Ticket Voting

Dump the ideology, think for yourself

Split-ticket voters were declared extinct. They may decide the Senate.

Split government works best. We need a split ticket party.

No Banana Plotting

George Will Begs Democrats Not to Run Biden-Harris 2024 and Risk America to Trump in Scorching Op-Ed

The alternative is Gavin. Gavin can move to the middle, far enough.  Another alternative is Kamala and  Gavin just swap jobs. The Teacher Union in CA can have that wrapped up.

Beware the Bananas

Biden warns that ‘ultra MAGA’ Republicans will lead the U.S. down a ‘path to chaos’

Do women vote their gender?

Republicans pick up ground among white suburban women: poll

To ask a sexist, stereotyping question.