Piss Trucks: America's Savior

Seriously, give me a stats group from the UCLA Matrix Studies on Meth, and one or two piss trucks. I speak as the fifth vice director of the 1500 patient meth hospital across old 99 at motel row, just north of Fresno. Let the guys from UCLA pay variable hotel subsidies for clean piss along hospital row. They will clean it up fairly quick. I know their game, with a mobile delivery system these guys would be great.