Discrimination against the Caucasus Mountains

Reed College in Portland, Ore., has a reputation for two things. One is academic excellence: it's had far more than its share of Rhodes and Fulbright scholars, and has been called “the most intellectual college in the country.” The other is leftism and identity politics: its “Discover Reed Fly-In Program,” which pays the expenses of prospective students who want to visit the campus, is open to people of every background — except Caucasians.

Well, I missed that one. My ancestors are Kentucky mountain boys, pure Redneck, as Redneck as they come.  So, yea, send me a ticket, and travel expenses.