California to solve global health problem while Texas pays for it

Market Watch: The federal government estimates that by 2020, mental and substance abuse disorders will surpass physical disease as a major cause of disability globally. Opiant Pharmaceuticals CEO Dr. Roger Crystal and WSJ's Tanya Rivero discuss on Lunch Break. Photo: Getty

Here is our plan out here:

California May Become First State To Extend Obamacare Coverage To Undocumented Immigrants

California Sen. Ricardo Lara (D) is pushing a bill through the statehouse that seems to promise the impossible: Making California the first state in the nation to allow undocumented immigrants to get covered under Obamacare.

Texas will; pay for our largess via federal taxes, Senator Cruz is on board.  We will target China, they are our fastest growing group of legal illegal alienships.  Ricardo, evidently of Lucille Ball fame, estimates that Texas could easily afford to have California doctors perform 20 million heart transplants for China.   We will get the hearts from the idiots who voted for Ricardo and his bongo drum.