Friday, January 6, 2012

Microsoft patents political uncorrectness

As a pedestrian travels, various difficulties can be encountered, such as traveling through an unsafe neighborhood or being in an open area that is subject to harsh temperatures. A route can be developed for a person taking into account factors that specifically affect a pedestrian. Moreover, the route can alter as a situation of a user changes; for instance, if a user wants to add a stop along a route. USPTO
Anybody notice that the other day, Giggles patented the parking spot? I am holding off pissing until someone patents it so I can pay a fee.

I am waiting for the day some fool gets beat up in a ghetto, and they sue MucroCrap because they didn't pay the political uncorrectness fee.

A lot of the problem is that patent bullshit has become a jobs program for lawyers and judges. The real patent is that if you cause lawyers and judges to spend time on the job at high salaries, then they will give you some nonsense patent.

I have secret information that FootBook plans a patent software machine. It generates random sequences of words, formats them into a patent application and send the jumble on up to DC PTO.

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