That is why I like the hyperbolics

They make grid spots in space, which is exactly what the Higgs field must be doing if you believe in Higgs at all. Hyperbolics are a tool for local spectral separation analysis, and support local wave motion eliminating any need to fiddle with relativistics.  And if you believe in the Higgs quant, then you have to believe in the light quant, and you must therefore believe that light quants come in two, similar but different quants.  Physicists are trapped, they are bound to believe in the Vacuum Theory of everything.