Smallest dictator in the world can't get it up

Bloomberg: North Korea failed in an attempt to launch a missile on the birthday of its founder, a day after South Korea said the regime might fire a ballistic device believed to be capable of reaching Guam.

The launch took place on North Korea’s east coast in the early morning hours of Friday, South Korea’s Defense Ministry said in a text message. It didn’t say how the launch ended up being a failure. North Korean rockets have in the past exploded in the air.

According to protocol, one of his girlfriends must be machine gunned.