Tuesday, November 29, 2016

My favorite fake news story

AP (Nov 2016): Researchers detect a major rise in epilepsy from flashing ads and screen jumps in the modern GUI.

Working with computer scientists, researchers measured the number of bonehead screen flashes, suggestion pop ups, and hopping about on Facebook and Microsoft GUI in general.

Researchers find that 40% off all mouse moves cause some random flash on he screen. 90% of all 3 key combinations result in some unique short cut to hell.  Test subjects were measured after a days use.  10% of them were found writhing on the floor in spasms.

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