Texans sell them Bushmasters and Streetsweepers

How Two Mexican Drug Cartels Came to Dominate America’s Fentanyl Supply

Then the idiot Texans expect the Swamp to protect them.

I have another hate song

South African Supreme Court Rules Anti-White "Kill The Boers" Song Is Not Hate Speech

Banana Country

 

Busted for espionage and blackmail

Trump Re-Ups His Demand to ‘Hold a New Election, NOW!’ In Bizarre Overnight TruthSocial Post

Now he wants to escape prison by becoming the next Jefferson Davis.  

I remember the incident

For eight years, the families of 43 students who went missing in September 2014 have been clear about who they believe is responsible for the crime: “Fue el estado.” (“It was the state.”) The phrase is regularly featured on banners at public demonstrations and graffitied across streets and buildings in Mexico.

I thought it odd at the time because both the Mexican and American presidents decided to run off to China while state actors were committing mass murder in N America.   Nothing exemplified the dystopia in the Swamp then the insensitivity.

Putin will not survive his blunder

"The Russians can’t sustain forces near Kherson — this is the most important"

The Crimea is at risk, and he had already won that prize before the invasion.  

Repubs discover abortion backlash

 Republicans fight abortion backlash with ads — and stealth website edits

Bananas are a stupid bunch.

We be hearing a lot about Gavin

Gavin Newsom Will Be President. The Only Question Is When.

There are few alternatives for Dems.  People qualified do not want the job in the current environment.

The typical median state governor does not want to deal with some California diversity freak show in the primaries.

Special rule for Black teenagers

School shows video telling students not to call cops if they see a ‘violently racist’ attack

Trump is a natural blackmailer

Trump Bragged He Had ‘Intelligence’ on Macron’s Sex Life

The FBI seized a document with “info” on the French president during the Mar-a-Lago raid, and that has officials in both countries hunting for answers

The US government is not tolerating some lame Banana running around with blackmail sheets. 

The two worse outcomes are president Trump, again, or president Kamala. 

No one wants to risk a President Kamala

Majority of Dems agree on Biden: One and done

Banana nutty

Trump demands reinstatement as 'rightful' president or 'a new Election, immediately!' as some Republicans seek distance from him

Being a Trumpster Repub is quite embarrassing.

This time around it is partition

Iran closes border to Iraq, flights stop amid violent unrest

Iraq officially declared a failed state.

Too little too late

Sweden's Leftist Leader Vows To Put A Stop To Ethnic Ghettos

Dumb and naive. 

Ethnic ghettos in Sweden are here to stay.  Our leftist learned too little too late. She will find no one wants to reverse the problem.

Now becoming a nationwide protest over food

Protests Erupt In Bangladesh After 52% Hike In Fuel Prices

Emerging economies are falling. Pakistan, Bangladesh, and a few other.

70% of teachers fouled their own job

Nearly 70% of LA teachers have seriously considered quitting, study finds

In two strikes they demanded more services outside of education.  Then failed in three tries to pay for it.  Now they are fucked with a bureaucracy of their own design and no money to pay for it.

Cal teachers need to get a clue about how California government works. It does not work according to the fantasy they teach in school.

Red states need them for mass shootings

Feeling unwelcome in blue states, gun companies move to red ones

And Texas runs a lively export business to the drug cartels.

It is official, Putin is pure bonehead

Former US ambassador to Russia says he doesn't see Putin recovering from his mistakes in the Ukraine war

I have a hard time understanding these grown men who fucked up so badly.

There is no other way to interpret the new Texas law

Pregnant Texas woman says she’s gotten second traffic ticket claiming fetus lets her use HOV lane

The pregnant women are quite correct.  Once we get our portable wombs the live fetus can sit in the passengers seat.

Step one:

The Morning News reported that the Texas legislature is set to clarify the issue of when a fetus counts as a person in its next session.

But step one is already done, Clarence Thoomas mad them people.

Step Two: 

The state legislature will be buying billion in equipment to manage the thousands in artificial wombss they will need.

We can see the Texans have few clues about this whole mess. They are in way over their head, they will need to tax the churches who are doing nothing to prepare.

Iraq biting the dust

Full Implosion Overnight In 'Green Zone' As Baghdad Threatens To Become Next Kabul

I guess the debate on partition has returned.

We have riots anyway, not sure we would notice more

Lindsey Graham: If Trump is prosecuted after Hillary Clinton wasn't, there'll be riots in the streets

California has some Republicans

Facing voter backlash, California Republicans recalibrate their antiabortion stance

I don't remember names except that Trumpster guy from Bakersfield.

Militia wars by another name

 Street takeovers throughout city devolve into clashes with police, arrests and car impoundment

Organized militias everywhere. The IRS is gearing up, as are the teacher unions, the street kids on social media,  now a full blown Banana rebellion. America, whatever it is it is colorful.

The counter impulse is a vacant center.  Liz Cheney and Gavin Newsom circle that center. They have cross over appeal, what a debate we could have.

A monster boondoggle

NASA is set to launch the Artemis 1 mission on its most powerful rocket yet — here’s what you should know

The news is not good on this farce.

Australia will not survive a meth crisis

Billion Dollar "Ice Bust" Largest In Australian History As Meth Crisis Worsens

It is like a slow motion WWI battle complete with mustard gas in every neighborhood.  Australian government has neither the depth nor skills to defeat this.  Their country defaults to China, if China survive their crisis.

Let this guy go.

 

Harassing this guy is an American embarrassment.

Losing more property rights in California

New LA social-justice plan: Commandeer hotel rooms and redistribute them to the homeless

Unions do this and they are getting aggressive, attaching property even to hunt for funds.

Dems threaten shutdown??

Liberal lawmakers are pressing Democratic leaders in the House to not include a side deal undercutting environmental reviews worked out with Sen. Joe Manchin (D-W.Va.) in a short-term measure funding the government.

House Natural Resources Chairman Raúl Grijalva (D-Ariz.) is circulating a letter asking leadership to separate the Manchin deal out from a continuing resolution that would temporarily avert a government shutdown.

Nah. The Dems will fold. They are the first to agree to a debt deal and the super wealthy always win a premium when they do. 

Too late

Putin orders troop replenishment in face of Ukraine losses

A 15% military expansion.  Putin is pushing the edge of a California sized economy. This is two war fronts, including Syria.  China is no giving Putin a free pass on weapons. Meanwhile he aces increasing NATO firepower on his border.  Crimea is getting shaky, he cannot mobilize for all and save the day. He needs to hit the table..

'Tinhorn' is the proper adjective

Charlie Crist called Gov. DeSantis a 'dictator' but the governor's response turned that on its head

A person who talks and acts like someone who is strong and powerful but who is really weak, unimportant

Generally I use Banana to cover that whole complex of political theory. Florida is a Banana Republic if ever there was one. My definition hints of an ethnic slur, but it was the first generation conquistadors who brung it over..

Bu Banana has no cross over appeal, the Trumpsters keep forgetting.

The grammar of it. Banana is both verb and noun, for examle:

"The Wizard of Oz is sucking on Trumptster Banana"  - He is riding the Banana wave to glory.

" Governor Abbot just  bananas around meaninglessly" = also correct grammar.

"Tucker Carlson got Bananasized" - hye took the stupid pill to get with the Trumpsters.

Tinhorns are limp Bananas, the usual welfare bum, in the end.

And I thought he was all American snake oil salesman!

HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) — If Dr. Mehmet Oz is elected to the U.S. Senate this fall, he’ll be the first Muslim ever to serve in the chamber. It’s something he hardly brings up while campaigning, his Democratic opponent isn’t raising it and it’s barely a topic of conversation in Pennsylvania’s Muslim community.

I will have to update my ethnic stereotypes. 

Putin's army is not precise

Russian attack kills 25 civilians on Ukraine's Independence Day, Kyiv says

Ukraine is increasingly precise and long range. Putin is facing all the precision weapons the west has in stock.  Meanwhile, Ruskie weapons development has all but stopped.

Putin is now bordering on idiocy, his head stuck in Ukraine's ass and he cannot breathe.

There is no racism, but the sexism is now legal

In the messages, one officer, who remains unidentified by Vincent officials, asked an unidentified respondent "What do y'all call a pregnant slave?" to which the respondent replied with a string of question marks. "BOGO Buy one, get one free" texted the officer in response.

Judge Thomas just declared slavery legal, against women.According t Clarence, "buy one get on free" is the law of the land.

Bananas make lousy sound bites

RNC chief on tape to donors: We need help to win the Senate

In a private call with major givers, Ronna McDaniel lauded the quality of Republican Senate candidates but said they’re getting swamped by Democrats on the airwaves.

Put a Trumpster on the show, what does he say? " I can't do addin and subtractin well" or " Get your gun, let's shoot the bums", or "We will enslave your daughters!" always a favorite line.  They have nothing else to say to the cross over voter. RNC is better off when Trumpsters STF.

Coming to a California town near you

US State Department Issues Kidnapping Advisory For Americans In Mexico

Putin screwed this badly

 

More Billions to Ukraine as America Falls Apart

Ron Paul preaching neutrality, fine. 

The big picture is how did Putin foul this whole thing up?  Putin botched this, beginning to end, and expects a pass because of some past Russian relevance.  His gang went off track. Ruskie could lose the Crimea. they barely hold on to part of 'separatist' territory.  

2024 is all about cross over voters

 Which candidate can move to the center?

I look at two, DeSantis and Gavin.  I think Gavin as the much stronger cross over appeal, like it or not. Trumpsters in 2022 spoil the broth for DeSantis, they give his cross overs anxiety. Gavin can run as the governor of liberal California. Gavin is not tainted by California, California is what is is, it is not Gavin's fault.

The GOP needs to figure this out, Trumsterism is a big bump in their road.

Liz Cheney is Miss Crossover. She jumped to Constitutional center and has not budged. Nothing about her is Trumpsterized. She should down play the abortion angle, run in the center, never leave. She beats Biden and she and Gavin are neck and neck. But she has no executive experience, so she had better be well briefed.

The worst outcome for Dems is a diversity free for all in Iowa,  a circus side show. Banana beats this hands down. If we get the freak show, who is stepping in? Cal teachers will send in the Gavin. I see Gavin everywhere, in the shadow. Absent Biden, he seems to be defacto top Dem.

Ruskie Banana Wing party is the same welfare bums as the rest

And while it was once Putin’s enemies and critics who feared being shot or poisoned, now it is the Russian leader’s most prominent public allies who are insecure, relying on private bodyguards and other protective measures against unseen and unpredictable threats.

They talk bravely about genocide of Ukraine but as soon as someone takes action they all want secret police protection. 

It is in the definition of Banana as in, having no other skills then being a Banana.

Capital Records got a Black teenage mind to fit on a chip

Capitol Records has announced that it is walking away from an artificial intelligence rapper project after receiving backlash for the AI model’s “gross stereotypes” of the Black community.

I got negotiations with the IRS coming up

IRS Reviews Security for Offices, Staff After Political Attacks

Now is the time for me to deal on a measly ten grand I own them.  Local agent here in Fresno, his office. 

Is this a safe encounter? What if I freak, imagine this gestapo character with a weapon! What if she mistakes me for a pipe sucking, fentanyl chewing cabin dweller! Or it could be one of the local kids who took a job at our national tax processing center.

Moving center

Newsom's dodge on safe injection sites in California adds to speculation about his ambition

There is the election but there is also the feeling in Gavin that some things do not work. 

Some of these teacher union stunts seem to backfire.  The two tiered pension reform is not ideal. California cannot afford another five year tax battle.  And California has the bullwhip something fierce.  Our diversity policies look a lot like freak shows. 

Gavin has a delayed sense of logic. Delayed in that Jerry tried to get in front of the blunders before they reached his desk. Gavin always seems a few IQ points late for dinner.

We keep adding new genders to the list

Will they ever learn? Wisconsin school district changes sex education curriculum despite protests by parents

Hard to keep up.

Chicago is going the full Detroit

 It seems to matter little that CPS enrollment has plummeted by almost 25 percent from 431,750 in 2000 to 330,411 in 2021.

They are keeping empty schools open in hopes the kiddies come back. 

Trump can talk Repub voters into election losses

Could Trump Talk Himself into an Indictment?

Trump cost Repubs the Georgia senate race, and control of the senate. then his religious whacko at the Supremes cost Repubs a huge chunk of the dad vote. Trump put bonehead bananas everywhere he could in the primaries.  They get none of the cross over vote. An entire generation of Repub kiddies thrown into the trash because they had IQs greater than 80. I blame the Instapundit guy.

Banana Republicans are strong welfare bums

Marco Rubio's Libertarian Challenger Blasts the Senator as a 'Socialist'

Why single out Rubio?  

Ultimately they all show up hat in hand for their special government payout. Some of them will make Saudi oil deals that require my defense taxes.

If authors mean a modern version of Instapundit then no, they are  same welfare bums. Same old neurotic group suffering the mass castration anxiety. We just renamed them Banana in honor of Ted Cruz and all the other Canadians.

The former president’s presence on the political landscape is making it harder to launch a modern day Tea Party movement.

The Anti Banana Militia:

Cheney says new political group will target Trump allies

Before roosters got woked

Ruskie has too much mongol blood

Putin losing control: Russian forces reeling after yet another mass poisoning

Mongols always considered sub-human in European eyes.

Internal politics in Russia

Car blast kills daughter of Russian known as ‘Putin’s brain’

The target was not nearly important enough for Ukraine to be involved.

Likely a tit for tt from one of the internal opposition.  Pu5in has been passing around the powder lately.

What we think in California

California voters want Biden to step aside — and see Newsom as a top contender to succeed him

Kamala was third choice.  Joe is stuck, he comes with a Kamala anchor.

Black voters are a conserved quantity

Clyburn voices concern of redistricting ‘adversely affecting the lives of Black people’

So, when Dem gerrymander all the districts need a spur into the inner city to grab  share of Black vote.

Who knows? And quit calling me Shirley.

Surely the Democrats have a backup plan to Kamala Harris

I thought it was Gavin to the rescue. God forbid we go through another diversity freak show.

Dems still taking a hit on inflation

How inflation is influencing politics in a bellwether Florida county

The weak spot. Otherwise the Bananas are shooting themselves.

I have no idea how this all turns out. We will have this mix of Bananas and Multi-gendered running around scaring the crap out of voters. Like a circus embarrassing all good citizens.  I will be keeping the sound off.

No one likes a Banana Republican

Republican Senate leader Mitch McConnell sees the writing on the wall. He thinks the weakness of his party’s Senate nominees may doom his chances of becoming Majority Leader once again. The data support his view.

Now the curse f the Banana is costing Repubs the Senate. Two elections in a row where Bananas lost the Senate out of sheer bonehead idiocy. 

Election now, Green things later

 Biden Revives Biggest Offshore Oil and Gas Lease Sale In America's History

First rule of Green planning, make sure your people are taken care of first.

Mandatory vaginal inspections illegal

Judge: Prosecutors cannot enforce Michigan’s abortion ban

So they set quotas. They must cop a feel from any gender at random, including the three or four newly invented genders.

Unisex toys in the doctor's office?

Marjorie Taylor Greene introduces bill to make gender-affirming care for transgender youth a felony

Marjorie was judged to have the smallest cranium in Congress, just below a Border Collie.

My favorite Repub

Hollywood heavyweight support for Liz Cheney adds to her war chest

Got my worthless California vote. I say run, start the campaign early, preach separation of powers in the early primaries. Offer a middle ground between the Bananas and Romney. Win or lose, you add sanity where there was none before.

Commie Rats flocking together

Xi and Putin to Attend G-20 Summit in Indonesia, Jokowi Says

Rigging elections is standard Banana Republican policy

DeSantis won't say if 2020 was rigged. 

 All the Banana Republicans in history rigged the election or stormed in with a bunch of boy scouts.

Dems lead in RCP's generic ballot average for first time since November

Banana Republicans stuck.  All of them, an isolated bunch of wanna be tin horn dictators. But we might get a Banana v Kamala, an absolute horror.

White flight in Portland

KGW8 aired a report yesterday about families in North Portland who have had enough of the city’s homeless camps and rising crime. Some of them are seriously thinking about leaving but some have already sold their homes and are moving further out into the suburbs, away from the problems associated with the city.

Banana Republicans at work in Florida

Gun Trafficking From Florida to Haiti Is Surging

Putin is a jerk

A marked change is that the government-in-exile already has its own armed branch, for which more than 200,000 Belarusians have registered, ready to rise up against Lukashenko at the first opportunity – including by force.

Lukashenko bit his weenie
Now it will not work

Putin did not think this affair through.

Putin might lose the Crimea:

'Partisans' using guerrilla warfare against Russians in Ukraine

We have the great Putin Fiasco.

Liz Cheney is not going away

Trump foe Liz Cheney defeated in Wyoming GOP primary

Let her run for president, she has my Republican vote

Liz vs a herd of Banana Republicans?

Cheney says she’s ‘thinking about’ running for president

Banana Republicans are stuck with a Banana Base

A new, powerful signal that Dems’ midterm hopes aren’t lost

They have a hard time moving toward center and their Banana Voters are not a majority.

Putin being pushed back

Russian military command reportedly leaves Kherson after losing crucial bridges

He has lost the war, he is a proven dumbshit.

Tough call

Walls close in on Alec Baldwin as his gun lie falls apart

The guy was rehearsing with a gun, and was expected to do so.. No one was surprised that he was practicing. 

The involuntary manslaughter charge goes to the person in charge of live fire.  The whole idea of a western is to point the gun at someone and fire.     And the question is,  why were there live bullets on the set at all?

We need to get back to carpet bombing rice farmers

Kissinger says U.S. is heading aimlessly toward brink of war against Russia and China

That is something Banana Republicans know how to do.

It is in the union agreement

REPORT: Minneapolis Will Fire ‘White Teachers’ First

How many white teachers in Minneapolis will be looking to work elsewhere?

Liz Cheney will be hounding Trump for years

Trump eyes big prize in taking down Cheney

And she has the secret goods on all of Trump's crooked deals.

A shaky poll from Fox News

Wait, did dads just shift towards the Democrats by 28 points?

Partly valid. The implied issue is that dads do not want to raise an accidental grandchild.

We shall see.

I want to be a migrant and take a vacation to NYC

 NYC moving migrants into famed luxury Times Square hotel

I speak a little Spanish if that helps

Trumpster busted for attempted election rigging

Giuliani told he is target of Georgia election investigation: Report

Trump was almost certainly running a blackmail scheme

 DOJ Opposes Release Of Underlying Affidavit For FBI Mar-A-Lago Raid

The stuff he took was not our secrets, it was the secrets of foreign leaders that we discovered.  His scheme would run until one of the victims called the state department.

The other California

U.S. Consulate workers in Tijuana told to shelter in place amid wave of violence...

Kind of like living in Chicago

Likely blackmailing foreign leaders

A Trump Indictment Over Mishandling Classified Documents Is Now a Very Real Possibility

If I know my Tumpsterisms.  Someone ratted him out..

Mohummers in action

Salman Rushdie in hospital; Police seek motive in stabbing

She does the job

 

Gordon Lightfoot's sister is mayor of Chicago.

Considering the environment I am giving her an B for execution. Way to go Lori!

The guy who wanted war over a shotdown drone

Bolton ’embarrassed’ at ‘low price’ allegedly offered in assassination plot

He was national security adviser to the Trumpster and left four months before Trump killed the Iranian general.  John was also the one pushing for a shooting war with Iran after Iran shot down some US bot.  

Egad, more Trump

 Biden quietly met with a group of historians who warned him about threats to democracy and compared the current moment to the pre-Civil War era, report says

Like rebelling against a giant amoeba.

Banana Fest!

Her skull does not hold much white matter.

One more Drudge laugh

 

Mistaken identity

Breaking: DOJ source calls raid a 'spectacular backfire,' claims AG Garland didn't approve it

Error, forgot to put 'Jr' in the name. 

A prior victim of Putin's Powder Puff bottle

One man’s struggle to save Russia’s honor

Putin is a nasty little man.

Back in the days...

FBI Probe Renews Focus on Trump’s Haphazard Handling of Files

I was bad at secret documents, but they always forced them on me.  I opened them and there was no real secret. My secret document files was a scattered mess.

Was Trump involved in more coup attempts?

Former President Trump Says FBI Agents Raiding Mar-a-Lago

Maybe Trump was hiding former rebels at his house.

What we know, and don’t know, about the FBI’s raid on Donald Trump

History will call this the Banana Wars.

No Tracing Gays ban

San Francisco quietly retreated on contact tracing for monkeypox weeks ago

Banana Republican uprising everywhere.

The Latin American Left Is in Flames

Even in Latin America!

Commie Rat is not a popular brand

China tells U.S. it can't 'treat other countries like George Floyd' and 'bully and strangle them at will' as it severs cooperation with Washington and fires ballistic missiles after Nancy Pelosi's Taiwan trip

Not too many governments are designed around the thrills of some megalomaniac. Xi Ping Pong is a sick man, he lives in a delusional world.

Banana Republicans do not think

The Religious Right’s Agenda Is Center Stage Again -- And It’s As Unpopular As Ever

We were going to hit this spot sooner or later.  So a bunch of Bananas get glory by speeding things up.

Xi Ping Pong is going full Putin

Pentagon chiefs’ calls to China go unanswered amid Taiwan crisis

Commie Rats in action.

Trouble in Banana Land

New Dick Cheney ad for Liz: Trump is a coward and the greatest individual threat to ever face our country

Doing a Trump makes a stench that never really goes away.

Alex Jones is an embarrassment to his audience

Alex Jones says he now believes Sandy Hook massacre was ‘100% real’

Being an Alex Jones fan is like being a registered reader of National Review Online.

Whoopi: If God didn't want us to have X...

 poll, you choose X

• 1) abortions
• 2) blow jobs
• 3) mascara
• 4) green apples

he wouldn't have made us smart enough to have them.

Make that a Gavinized Steal

“I don’t believe he’s running for reelection"

Says One  New York Dem House member.

I feel the currents of change in the Cal teachers union. They can beat the banana's on abortion, get in a two term governor from their own state.  They will go for this, they fear a Harris-Trump election.

Given the abortion fiasco and Jan 6 hearings, Gavin has a shot against Trump. DeSantis is another story. Gavin and DeSantis will both move center.  That would be an interesting election, and I like that both are governors. Not the median state governor I wanted, and maybe someone else can show up. 

Keep them guessing Sinema

 

I am only in it for the pics.

Banana Republicans not thinking ahead

A losing anti-abortion referendum in Kansas cranked up voter turnout by a staggering amount, flagging a massive new problem for Republicans

The silent majority of voters thinking these Bananas are nuts. Make America a Banana Nut Cream Pie Again.  

No, the bill adequately defines regulated militia according to the text.

 Democrats Don't Care Whether Banning 'Assault Weapons' Is Constitutional

The reading skills we worry about are Judge Thomas's, he has a problem reading the Law.

Nancy does not like Commie Rat

Pelosi Stares Down Xi’s Threats, Giving China a Reality Check

She is a cold warrior like Joe himself.

Babysitting live fetus is an expensive undertaking.

Kansas voters protect abortion rights in first major post-Roe test

Banana Republicans oozing from the mud

"This Is Only The Start" Bill Holter Warns 'Whole World Is A Banana Republic'

Putin and the powder puff bottle

A former Kremlin adviser is hospitalized in Europe.