Monday, December 2, 2013

Breaking: Emergency session of Catholic Cardinals elect IBM Watson pope

Othernet: Suddenly, over night Pope Francis was committed to an insane asylum suffering a delusion he was Mickey Roarke. The cardinals immediately opened the election process, this being their second pope disaster within a year. The Senior Cardinal Deacon explained: "Well, we looked around the room and most of us are just as nuts. "

Forever marked in history, an artificial intelligence inherits the mantle from God and the goblins.

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