Pope gives all to the poor

AlterNews:

In the spirit of Saint Farancis of Assisi, the Pope gave all the vatican holdings to poor people in and around Rome. The Basilia of Rome was handed over to a poor pimp and his 20 women, precious art was well received in the slums of Sicily, deliver by the PopeOcopter.  Young children allowed to express themselves on the Sistine chapel.  The pope himself stripped naked like some psycho Mickey Rourke character,  offering himself to lonely men along the highway. Catholics around the world  called upon the cardinals to dig up that John Paul guy.