Xi Ping attempts to sale rickety old boat into ocean

Taiwan Warns Beijing Threat of break down "Growing By The Day" And will refuse to tow the junk Chinese Carrier 

As reported yesterday, tensions between China and Taiwan rose again when Beijing sailed its this smoky old carrier, the Lie At Botum, which over the weekend was circling with a broken rudder in aimless spiral drills, around the southern tip of Taiwan passing southeast of the Pratas Islands, which are controlled by Taiwan, heading southwest.Taiwanese authorities repeatedly warned Xi that there were no tugs sufficient to move the pile  of junk back to safe harbor.  The boat was seen with frantic crew member aboard, waving frantically for help.

Commies around the world were horribly embarrassed.