The little fat guy and the New Yawk dingbat, let's make a deal

My proposal.  California just give our votes to the Yawker dingbat, Texas to the Joisy blob; and we call it even.  Does the SouthWest really need these two bimbos running around having making bizarre speeches? Why bother, these two nutheads have one common goal, lie and cheat their way through California and Texas taxes.  We can at least skip the bullshit, and just make a tax deal.