Friday, December 1, 2017

Short, fat tiny weewee from Texas

Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-Texas) used taxpayer funds to end a dispute with his communications director in 2014.

But, when I see the guy, I think he really loved the gal, wanted to go full mommy. 

How do we know this wasn't a mutual conspiracy? You know the plot, she just wasn't the right guy gal, he is heartbroken, but reasonable. Hey, he will confess and she gets a hundred grand!  What better way to pay off some great gal after being a dweeb.

I say, this is not your traditional castration panic.  This isn't comedian Al suffering the bitters.  This is true love, well, mommy addiction. Give this guy a break, for the sake of mommies everywhere..

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