I treat the rednecks nice

University of California-San Diego (and other UC campuses) you’ll also be required to submit one more document that could have a huge impact on your chances of getting hired — a “Contributions to Diversity Statement” for any faculty position, here are some details:

All candidates applying for faculty appointments at UC San Diego are required to submit a personal statement on their contributions to diversity.

That, and a bit of kinship with the little browns. I done my coloring, send me a check.