Nuklorea Solemnly Declares

“We declare solemnly and confidently that the foolish politicians around the world, including the puppet group in South Korea, should not expect any change from us,'' the country’s powerful National Defence Commission, or NDC, announced in a statement read out in strident tones by a state television anchor on Friday.UK Telegraph

It is embarrassing enough to be a 4'3" basketball player, but having a bunch of primitive tribes doing a war dance would be too much. Likely I would have quit the job already.