Captured by American GIs in Afghanistan he was charged with failure to shave and sent to CIA waterboarding school. From his prison cell, Mohammed Shake Alot released a revolutionary manifesto urging all moral beings to desist from shaving and limit bathing to once a week. The American military command reiterated the war policy; "We will continue our war against unclean, unshaven swarthy Mohammeds."
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