Friday, April 6, 2018

Thus Redneck Shopping Balls

Myb research  team, here at Redneck Trading doesn't just blog about today's ills, we solve them.

Everyone gets the PVC pie, the eighteen inch plastic pipe loops up to the kitchen counter, and loops back down. The pneumatic tube delivers a bag of groceries. The Federal postals should support the idea, make it a public standard.

We have this switching system, the pods queue up to be shifted by the rotor, to one of many outputs. So the grocery stores have this assembly line for shopping balls, they stuff the pods, then drop the pods down the pipe. Lower energy use than a Uber Lyft to Grab a auto.

Long distance delivery? No problem, stack your pods onto one of the fancy new hyperloops. Unstack and pipe them into the system at the depot points; like lumpy fluid.

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