Bernie is a Jew?

Ocasio-Cortez tweeted, “Can @politico explain to us how photoshopping money trees next to the only Jewish candidate for president and talking about how ‘cheap’ and rich he is *isn’t* antisemitic? Or are they just letting this happen because he’s a progressive politician they don’t like?” 

 I thought Sanders was an Irish name, but there is something powerful about Jewish mothers, I hear. Jews got complicated rules, upper division diversity at Redneck U.

 The name came from Sanderson, and Sander was some kind of occupation back then. A northern European source. Anyway, so from now on I will look at him as some kind of fatherly old Jewish guy, running around with weird rituals. If he does something like really strange, I will think it some kind of Jewish thing.