Google has a secret page that records all the things you've bought online
OK, nice page. I want one.
My smart muse projects that page directly, and it keeps it secret, even from me unless I thumbprint my OK using smart mouse. I trust my smart mouse, Intel will swear on a stack of lawsuits that my smart mouse processor keeps a secret key and the NSA has OKed it.
When I acquired the smart tech, it came with a built in deal between me and the NSA. I agree to use this for personal monetary contracts only, and the NSA lets my smart mouse create and hold secret keys.
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