Linux gots lots of TTY

Here is on.  Linux doesn't really have them, but linus is setup to talk to hundreds of the noisy mechanical things.  It is a secret plot to destroy he hearing of every office worker in America.

I am defending the American way, I am hunting every piece of rotary press, morse code, mechanical tabulature, hollerith pounding drivers in linux. When I am  same done, linux will be safe for children, there is no fear of the flying typewriter parts.

You see that big round drum? They are unsafe, they can shoot off and break an arm, and you always want to keep your children away from linux machines, when they crash, these roller drum have been know to shoot off at high speed.