Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Walmart force fields

My theory of nothing centers around the Walmart checkout stand manager, he keeps the clerk and customer queues stable by altering items per basket (Planck) and opening or closing counters (Einstein).

What happens when that person does the job to bounded error? The Walmart queues simulate a force field, and time and space work. If the queues are stable then we can calculate the door size, aisle size, counter space, and we can duplicate the store in space, and scale it somewhat.  We get Newton's grammar. We get the hologram effect, if appears that a Walmart store has a repulsive and attractive force. The checkout counters are the tree trunk, make  them pack a column and you get beautiful trees. All the indifference curves become tangent at the Walmart checkout stand. Theory of nothing, all about queues.

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