Lawrence and Keanu are fake

Do We Live in a Simulation? Chances Are about 50–50

The stars we claim to know are a simulation. 

The real Fishburne and Reeves sail around sewage ponds in a cast iron boat with huge video ports sticking out of their necks. The rest of us are in out fetus pods, been here since the Catholic Church began collecting and growing fetus. At the ripe age of 21 we get kicked out of the pods and Lawrence picks us up with a grappling hook. So if you are older than 21, you are a figment of electronic charge in the web. The real you hangs around sewage ponds.