NRA members who have sex with long metal pipes

Yeah, Politico decided to run this op-ed, which says that toxic masculinity and men should be blamed for mass shootings. 

The charge, specifically, is that the Tea Party and NRA nuts have castration anxiety to a near psychotic level.  They are really latent homesexuals, and their only sexual outlet is to sleep with ling metal papers, especially the kind that shoot.

It is a mental illness, common in rural parts of  Alabama, Texas and Kentucky.  The plan is to replace the metal didldos with the rubber variety,save a lot of lives. But more importantly, we want to breed these nuts out of existence using the science of evolution.