A pairwise match among the various genders?

Denver Zoo introduces same-sex flamingo couple, Freddie Mercury and Lance Bass, to mark Pride month

They have to have sex, right? Otherwise the kids will laugh at the two fakes. Kids aren't that dumb, in today's schools they know more genders that even I do now. They have that whole LBTGIF thing down flat. They will expect some sex out of this zoo exhibit.