Xi Ping Pong has the same power that Nicolas Cage had in the movie Next, the power of holographic multiplicity. Nick could create multiple holographic images of himself, and that gave him the ability to personally, in his head, do Isaac Newton's grammar, in instant time. Xi got it, it is in the historical record, China have a name for is Xiplicity. It means Xi Ping Pong be Everywhere looking.
Isaac was Episcopalian, so the godhead could always find the local subdivision, central planning worked well, especially if it meant making cathedrals. Xi got this other mystery power, he is Commie Rat Price Fixer.
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