The old south likes their child molesters

Move over, Ralph Northam, Justin Fairfax, and Mark Herring — here comes “Fighting Joe” Morrissey again, back five years after pleading guilty to a misdemeanor related to getting an underage staffer pregnant.

In Christian Alabama it is required to have your daughter molested by a deranged uncle or senate candidate.  A religious ritual, like Catholic priests molesting the kids and porking the nuns. Each to his own, I guess, freedom of religion. Momummerdudes occasionally kill their women for sport.

My advice to young girls, stay away from men and teenagers until you get a good lesson in male castration syndrome. And, then only date atheists.