Thursday, June 18, 2020

I am the chancellor of Redneck U

I’m A Descendant Of Thomas Jefferson. Pull His Statues Down.

We have uncovered race biased basketball betting among the undergrads. Some of the kids going long on the all Black teams.

We might apply a Black tax on the bets, or more generally a whitening, even give the Asians a chance. The tax proceeds go to scholarship support, of course, meaning better plays of the particular race. But we fear high frequency race bets, like Asians aggregating. We dunno, and our diversity school isn't that developed.

For any given N, Markov tells you the maximum deviation counts from Gauss. Then accuracy derived via path minimization.

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