But Cyrus Vance is the bribe master!

As the district attorney, Cyrus R. Vance Jr., considers opening an investigation, the New York State attorney general’s office has moved to open a criminal investigation into whether Mr. Cohen has violated state tax law, an inquiry that would be unrelated to the federal tax evasion charges that he pleaded guilty to on Tuesday, according to a person with knowledge of the state matter.

Bribe Cyrus and all your charges disappear, as we have seen many times. (Look it up).  So, how much do you need, Cyrus, as bribery of the DA seems legal in NYC.